50 Shades of Brown.

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Talking about my generation.

Penny Sweets, Connect 4, Super Nintendo, Sega Megadrive, VHS tapes, Cassette tapes, Panda Pops, WHEN WALKER’S SALT AND VINEGAR WAS IN A BLUE PACKET AND CHEESE AND ONION WAS IN A GREEN ONE, Mouse Trap (that game that no one could be arsed to set up), Mr Frosty, Worzel Gummidge (Best name EVER), Through The Dragons Eye, Ghostwriter, Boys and Girls hating each other for varies fictitious reasons, playing army with make believe guns, wearing the hood on your jacket and not actually wearing it whilst pretending to be superman, free milk in nursery, that cheap carton of drink that we used to drink upside down instead of piercing the top part with the straw.

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The Olden Years.

Remember when you couldn’t wait to get old because it meant you could drive a car, drink alcobooze, smoke cigarettes, ruin Christmas by relapsing on drugs,  have a bath standing up, go to the pub and order something heavy like a Shandy or maybe even do the sex?

Now think about now, when you’ve done all the above and think “I don’t want to get any older”.

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Twatter

I remember when I first heard about Twitter and scoffed at the idea of it like some sort of posh gentleman who scoffs at things or something.

I was all about the Facebook with its Poking, Tagging, Liking and pictures and shit. The idea of Twitter was stupid! “So a site basically full of status updates? LAME!” “What’s this? Only allowed to post 140 characters? Haha that’s stupid!”

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Real Talk.

A positive role model in this day in age is really something to embrace. Young single parents, crime, drug abuse, depression, losing a sock in your washing, dropping your phone in the toilet because you like to keep your phone in your back pocket like a moron. Needless to say, times can be bad and having that bright light in your life can be the best gift of all.

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The Amazing Sony-Man

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Together we can make a difference.

“This is young John, he has to travel 34 miles and 3 metres through the scorching heat without shoes on ground made up of sharp rocks, glass, pine cones and 3 pin plugs facing upwards……

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Story Time!

I’ve been looking for something to come to mind that’ll give me enough mental fuel for a blog update, then after really thinking hard about it, I decided that it would be easier to just use this true story my friend posted on Twitter.

Also look out for the movie adaptation starring Denzel Washington as “Bereng” our main character in this amazing tale. Also that big chick from Precious as the fat chick at the end of this story.

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The Sun

So it seems that it’ll be pretty warm today….

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It ain’t easy being funny

Well really it is. All I have to do is say or do a bunch of silly stuff and people occasionally laugh.

The problem I have is when I actually want to do something with all this silliness, I’ve always wanted to do something on TV or have some of my work on TV at least.

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