“Shake everything, except  a controller, because now you are the controller”.

Sooooooo that means you shouldn’t be shaking anything? Wouldn’t that make the game umm not work? Silly marketing people, you dun confused yourselves in all the Kinect hype!

Why do people do this? Just hold the fucking phone to your face instead! Good lord!

“Lads, check out this vid, it’s fucking amazing it’s so fun- oh wait it’s buffering………………………………………………………………oh shit internet………………..lemme try and refresh………….ah fucking hell, fuck it I’ll post it on your Facebook”.

Right check out the advert from this site:

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA12181

Oi hang on a fucking second! This advert is biologically incorrect! No not the fucking random germ with the Scottish accent teaching other germs about fooking bathroom cleaning products. LOOK AT THE FUCKING ARMS! HOW ARE THEY SPINNING LIKE THAT?

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