I managed to get an invite for a special “Pre Launch Event” from Nintendo. Basically it was a small little event set up for joe public to come and experience the 3DS. It was an interesting event to say the least and I left with some rather interesting opinions as well.
“Shake everything, except a controller, because now you are the controller”.
Sooooooo that means you shouldn’t be shaking anything? Wouldn’t that make the game umm not work? Silly marketing people, you dun confused yourselves in all the Kinect hype!
Why do people do this? Just hold the fucking phone to your face instead! Good lord!
“Lads, check out this vid, it’s fucking amazing it’s so fun- oh wait it’s buffering………………………………………………………………oh shit internet………………..lemme try and refresh………….ah fucking hell, fuck it I’ll post it on your Facebook”.
Right check out the advert from this site:
http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA12181
Oi hang on a fucking second! This advert is biologically incorrect! No not the fucking random germ with the Scottish accent teaching other germs about fooking bathroom cleaning products. LOOK AT THE FUCKING ARMS! HOW ARE THEY SPINNING LIKE THAT?
“So how you getting on at your new store?”
“Great, I love it”
“Any nice girlies there?”
“There are loads of nice girlies there”
“Any Indian ones?”
“Errr no”
“Oh, as long as you find a nice Indian one…”
“…”
Money makes the world go round or if you’re a boffin it’s the sun’s gravitational pull orrrrr if you’re a hippy, it’s love.
Now Money can make people do crazy things.
So I went to see Toy Story 3 at iMax, today. Awesome fucking movie BTW (ALMOST cried at the end……but DIDN’T!), anyway I was super thirsty from the journey to the cinema and decided to go to the bar to get a Coke. I go to pay with card and the dude at the bar said that the card machine was down. I had no cash so said “Ah no cash, never mind mate”, then some dude who just walked up to the bar, said “No wait, I’ll get it, don’t worry”. I was proper shocked and was like “errr Wow, thanks mate! If I see you about after I’ll get you pint or something” to which he said “Don’t worry, pass it on, enjoy the movie”.
…you know like the TV Show? No? Come on it’s on E4 like every fucking day, without it that channel would probably be dead!
Often there have been times when I’m having a conversation with someone and after a while I start to completely zone out and start thinking about anything but, the words exiting the person’s gob. Usually its stuff like “Hmm can’t wait to get home and not be here” “Hmmm I wonder what it would be like to live in a house with 127 cats”.
Having friends is awesome, they buy you pints, get drunk with you, laugh at you when you vomit, then post pictures of it on facebook after.
Depression is an awful thing, it can turn the cheeriest bubbliest person into a right mess. They no longer go out, don’t look after their appearance, eat less and just end up moping around the place. It’s a sad thing to see to be honest. The worst part is that it can be very hard to help them, as each case is different from the next. However usually each can be resolved with time.
